Jacqui Holland

BirthDay:

15 May 1981

Bio:

Jacqui Holland is the product of a Kindergarten Teacher and a Dirty Old Man. She was born in the suburbs of Cincinnati, Ohio. After many a wretched snowy winter, she headed to Hollywood to put her acting and writing skills to work. Once arriving, Jacqui landed roles in several sitcoms, including How I Met Your Mother, Desperate Housewives and Suburgatory. She also appeared in numerous films, including Hollywood Sex Wars and My Best Friend's Girl opposite Kate Hudson. In 2012, Jacqui added feature film Producer and Writer to her resume with Silent But Deadly. She also won Best Actress at The International Hoboken Film Festival for her role in the film. Most recently, she starred and produced the stylish horror/dark comedy Two Faced. Jacqui continues to expand her horizons, writing, producing and acting. When she's not working, Jacqui enjoys hiking, Kundalini yoga and medicinal cookies. She is also the proud mother of two Pomeranians; Bunny and Boots.
Filmography

Actor ( 73 credits )

Grizzled! (2017) Susan Night George / Mandy Watkins
Fortune's 500 (2017) Dolly Pop
Mac Daddy's Vegas Adventure (2017) Marta
Two Faced (2017) Jessica Janskowsky
Limelight (2017) Kimmi C
California Dreaming (2017) Bree
The Raven at Rue Morgue (2017) Annabel Rue
Axeman 2: Overkill (2016) Sunshine
Stevie D (2016) Pepper
Bikini Model Mayhem (2016) Megan
Misirlou (2016) Penny
It's Gawd! (2016) J-Ho
HellCat (2016) Desmond
Halloweed (2016) Sandy
Frozen Peas (2016) Nurse Tammy
Dances with Werewolves (2016) Lady
We Are Your Friends (2015) Kim
Cats Dancing on Jupiter (2015) Violet
The Walking Deceased (2015) Isaac
Teeth and Blood (2015) Crystal Forester
Dead Ringer (2015) Sandra Brice
God of Thunder (2015) Freya
Life as a Hot Loser (2015)  Various (1 episode, 2015)
Stretch (2014) Hooker 1
Mauj Mastiyan (Taste of Love) (2014) Julie
Doc of the Dead (2014)
Down with David (2014)  Erin (1 episode, 2014)
You're the Star (2014)  Jen Williams
True Detective (2014)  Webcam Girl (uncredited) (1 episode, 2015)
Abner, the Invisible Dog (2013) Candi
Alcohol and Drug Addiction (2013) Linda
The Brides of Sodom (2013) Krystal
Sex Sent Me to the ER (2013)  Maggie (1 episode, 2014)
7 Lives Xposed (2013)  Samantha (3 episodes, 2013)
High Heels, Low Standards (2013)  Spinner (3 episodes, 2013)
Del Weston's Action on Film Show (2013)  Guest- Herself (1 episode, 2014)
Sorority Party Massacre (2012) Young Stella Fawnskin
Silent But Deadly (2012) Kitty
Monsters in the Woods (2012) Suzy
Whodamndunnit? (2012) Penelope / Jacqui
American Fetish (2011)
Hollywood Sex Wars (2011) Courtney
Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver (2011) Peaches
Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury (2011) New Rita
Zombies and Assholes (2011) Sherry
Suburgatory (2011)  Candy (1 episode, 2012)
Workaholics (2011)  Linda (2 episodes, 2011)
After Lately (2011)  Jacqui (1 episode, 2011)
Six Figures (2011)  Fifi LaChest (1 episode, 2011)
The Young & Rebellious (2011)  Veronica (3 episodes, 2011)
The UNsocialites (2011) Kendra Hillcrest
Can You Watch This (2011) Tiffani
Jillian Sometimes (2011) Jillian
Changing Hands (2010) Barbi
Conan (2010)  Sketch Comedy Player (2 episodes, 2012)
True Crime with Aphrodite Jones (2010)  Nanette Johnston (1 episode, 2013)
Beverlywood (2009)  Jerricha (11 episodes, 2009)
Totally Sketch (2009)  Jenny McCarthy (1 episode, 2010)
My Best Friend's Girl (2008) Kindly Stripper
Each Time I Kill (2007) Susan Chambers (as Jaqueline Goldhagen)
The Indian (2007) Limo Girl #2 (as Jaqueline Goldhagen)
TMZ on TV (2007)  Herself (1 episode, 2012)
How I Met Your Mother (2005)  Woman (1 episode, 2007)
Desperate Housewives (2004)  Tiffany (1 episode, 2011)
Quintuplets (2004)  Suzanne Herman (1 episode, 2004)
Tonight with Bradman (2002)  Herself - Guest (1 episode, 2015)
Robot/Girlfriend (0) Cindy
Lotto (0) Honey
25 (0) Irma La Pouce
The Mangled (0) Josephine Bates
The Book of Habbalah, Book 1 (0) Ashley McNamara (segment "2 Tents")
Dracula's Sorority Sisters (0) Scarlet
The Ritual (0) Detective Amanda Jenkins

Producer ( 7 credits )

Two Faced (2017) producer
Life as a Hot Loser (2015) producer (1 episode, 2015)
High Heels, Low Standards (2013) executive producer (2 episodes, 2013)
Silent But Deadly (2012) producer
Whodamndunnit? (2012) executive producer
The Vampire Secrets (2011) associate producer (1 episode, 2011)
The UNsocialites (2011) producer

Writer ( 4 credits )

Two Faced (2017) (story)
Life as a Hot Loser (2015) (1 episode, 2015)
High Heels, Low Standards (2013) (3 episodes, 2013)
Jillian Sometimes (2011) (writer)